I was the perfect parent before I had kids…

I’ve been reading articles recently about pregnant women in those heady days of pure, ignorant bliss, before their babies are born. They are the ones who raise their perfectly shaped eyebrows at the mother trying to disentangle her toddler from the collection of Haribo at every checkout in the supermarket. The ones who look on in disgust at Costa coffee at the mother trying to wipe baby sick from her hair whilst attempting to discreetly breastfeed her baby, in the vain attempt at carrying on her life before baby was born.

I know about these women because I was one. I would like to thank all my mum friends now for not saying anything to me back then. Their inner dialogue must have been one of quiet laughter as they thought, oh Katie, just you wait and see. I wouldn’t have listened anyway. Nothing, and I mean nothing, can prepare you for motherhood and the changes it brings.

I’ve still not made it to my local Costa coffee. I honestly don’t think there is enough space for a double pram in it. I walk around my town eyeing up doorways and coffee shop windows to see if I could squeeze in and not take over the whole place.

On our honeymoon, my husband and I were sat next to two families in the resort restaurant. One family seemed idyllic. They interacted with their young children perfectly, taking time to speak to them logically about everything. We both thought, yep, that will be us. The other family used to put an iPad in front of their kids at the dinner table whilst they all ignored each other. We took great delight in vowing never to be like that.

Now, our babies are nowhere near iPads and televisions yet, however, can I just say how naive and stupid we were to even have an opinion back then when we were childless!!!! I thought the early days of motherhood would be spent with me blissfully breastfeeding and watching hours of box sets. It took me a month before I could even sit through an episode of Grey’s Anatomy without getting interrupted!!! I couldn’t get my head around it. Why can’t I have an hour of peace?!?!?!? Oh that’s right – because I have two newborn babies demanding my constant attention. And that was with my husband on paternity leave. When he went back to work I panicked. How will I cope?

And the answer is, I just do. Some days are better than others. I realised after a particularly bad few days of20170118_193822 feeling desperately useless that I needed to change my expectations. Get the perfectly groomed, latte sipping, yummy mummy idea of that head and get real. Reality is getting showered and dressed before noon. Reality is feeding, changing, cuddling, playing, bathing and getting through the day with two  babies. There is something extremely satisfying about watching them yawn and fall asleep in their cots at the end of the day. Followed shortly by me going to bed. By half eight. If we all get out for a walk then great. I now find myself talking and singing to them as we walk down the street together. People must think I’m nuts, but it’s just lovely to get out in the fresh air. Now, I even drive
to my mum’s house which is 45 minutes away – I’m invincible!!

The reason why I haven’t written anything for two weeks is simple. Because I wanted to
sit on my backside and watch a box set during the time I did have between feeds. I thought I deserved a  break. I’ve just turned 40 after all.

So, in a couple of weeks I will be joining the ‘groups’. Mother and baby groups. I’m a bit scared to be honest. Like I said to a friend recently, I still don’t feel like a mum. But I know we have to get out there. Mingle with ‘our kind’ now. We are starting off with Jo Jingles, which looks like great fun. Then baby yoga. I cannot wait for that. Followed by baby massage. Awesome! I will keep you posted.


18 thoughts on “I was the perfect parent before I had kids…

  1. Love it Katie, perfect words. Great idea to write it all down, life goes so quickly and great to remember those precious times- being off on maternity leave is the hardest but most special time ever. Keep writing (when you can)! Enjoy cuddling those precious boys! Good luck with the baby clubs. Xxxx

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  2. I think that’s fab..and very true but don’t doubt yourself, you are doing an amazing job, your boys are precious. I remember seeing you walking down our hill looking glowing and lovely with your bump when I was screaming like a banshee at young master p in my car thinking I may lose it completely when I stopped and thought Oh my days..I was sooo embarrassed in case you had heard me… Lol.. #keepingitreal #keepwriting #madeittofive xx

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  3. Congratulations. You are a miracle. Even writing in sentences is an achievement let alone a blog.
    Welcome to the world of mums. Will come and see you soon, I promise.
    PS. Enjoy the baby years, they are gone too soon.

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    1. Thank you Yvonne. Will be great to catch up. I know, I’m painfully aware how quickly time is passing. They are changing every day and I already feel like I’ve lost 3 months maternity leave with them being in hospital. So, amidst all the self-doubting and tears, I am loving it. It helps when they give you their best cute smiles just when you think you can’t take any more!! xx


  4. Hi Katie, we’ve not met but I know your husband through a skiing hold with our mutual friend The Frasers! What a great read and so true. I became a mummy in November and boy was I slapped hard in the face by reality, I like you thought I’d sail through each day in a blissful bubble. Wrong! sounds like you’re doing an amazing job, still don’t know how you cope with 2 babies though, I struggle with 1…. 😂 x

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    1. Emma, so lovely to hear from you. I’m so glad you like the blog. I just remember when I was pregnant thinking there are so many things people don’t tell you about having a baby, wouldn’t it be great to share all these things?! As yes, it’s tough. Really tough. And yet wonderfully rewarding. I’m sure you are doing great too. xx


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